They say bad things happen in three’s. It’s the rule of life. Well. If anyone has any objections to this rule, you can study my life. I will walk you through an in depth analysis from the time I was told that the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Tooth Fairy were societal lies to this past Friday where I decided to basically exist.
My lovely assistant Tina Fey will help me illustrate this evidence.
1) being stood up in a couple meetings
2) corrupting some software
3) and successfully backing into my coworker’s parked car
I’d say a rule is a rule.
Well, as I was running through the weekend with my woes (ha I’m so clever),watching Beyonce videos and envisioning how awesome our friendship will be one day, (it’ll start casually but then quickly become a deep connection), YouTube decided to surprise me.
It played an ad, which isn’t surprising (duh) but an ad that was actually a song called “Not my Day” by Keith James.
Keith, my new soulmate, runs down a list of truly (in the moment) upsetting events that would have the Dalai Lama saying, “I can’t even.” From knocking your taco off the table, to getting a ticket after work. This song is for the 9-5 strugglers.
So I thought I’d share this lil gem and I hope it pops up for you when it’s most needed.
For more struggle moments, check out BuzzFeed’s amazing Can’t Even moments: