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A Late Resolution

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Let the confessions begin, Usher style.

As New Years slips away, every day becomes a sharper reminder of my complete failure to take a hold of my New Years Resolution. Now when I say complete failure, I mean #FAIL.Never have I eaten so much pizza, donuts, and the multiple genres of fried potatoes.

Plus my consumption of wine is at record breaking heights.

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It has been a straight 20 days of eating and allowing my body to melt into whatever soft surface it sags into. Let’s just say, I got curves in a Mu mu.

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11 Things I Realized While Traveling Home

Famous Carpet @ PDX - Portland, Oregon

Famous Carpet @ PDX – Portland, Oregon

1. The Friend who Takes You to the Airport Most Certainly DOES NOT Know a Shortcut I don’t care if they’ve lived there their entire lives. They WILL miss an exit, that one turn or some secret dirt road. This mistake will result in a tense question/answer session regarding anything (i.e. your parents, repeated stories about that friend that you hate, dogs etc.) besides the possibility of missing your flight.
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